@rpcutts many moons ago I worked in a hospital (Probably best I withhold the name) that had a radioactive isotope in a scanning machine that needed swapping out. Senior management, in a bid to save money, actually sent a request to the portering department (I was a Deputy Portering Services Manager there) asking for a volunteer to swap it out! I shit you not.
Stream of inane drivel.
Some legacy microblogging.
Carrying bags of sand and what have you.