Where's the kickstarter for the toilet that analyses my turd? Huh?
It would order ingredients on my waitrose account based on updated dietary requirements gleaned from the chemical makeup of turd.
And update my GP records of course.
Or in the event I live in some hellscape of a country, inform my health insurance company that I'm not eating right.
And store all this in an unsecured AWS storage bucket somewhere.
I ask ye? Where's the real innovation in this space?
We truly are in the end times
It's well believed that the majority of voters in the UK are relatively socially conservative compared to centrist party platforms of recent times and are relatively economically left-wing compared to recent centrist party platforms.
Have seen a platform that represents this outlook glibly referred to in the past as a "Fund the NHS; Hang the Peados" party.
Bojo and his posse have already started down this road.
Remainer delight on twitter is misplaced and imagine will be brief.
There will probs be an election and he looks well positioned. Not great but not bad.
Even if he makes only small gains in an election. He'll have moved his party to the right and probably gained back most of the 21 from yesterday by replacing them with brexit champions.
Probs back to a teeny tiny majority, but a united one, that agrees with his policy.
Internet of shit strikes again.
One for @andyc that's doing the rounds.
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Stream of inane drivel.
Some legacy microblogging.
Carrying bags of sand and what have you.