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20km hauling carrots and cucumbers and whatnot around Newcastle this morning. Longest track yet. Want to see if I can draw something childish on the map next time.

Chernobyl is one of the best TV dramas of the past decade. Up there with S1 of True Detective and S1 Fargo.

Personat work 1: *looks at bbc on phone* Ah, it's D-Day.

Me: Pretty sure it's the 6th.

Person at work 2: What's D-Day?

Me: *Heavy sigh*

Someone had a jolly good inspection of my bike outside the shop last night. Seems they were stumped by the through axle.

My fave bit.

"The Commissioner of Police is appointed and can also be dismissed by the PM. PM Muscat is now on his fifth Commissioner of Police. The first, John Rizzo, had served for 12 years
and was preparing corruption charges against disgraced former European Commissioner John Dalli. Days
after Labour won the 2013 election, Mr Dalli returned to Malta, having previously been too ill to travel. PM Muscat immediately dismissed Mr Rizzo and appointed Mr Dalli as a public health consultant"

Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space.

To sum up.
Antibes is a lovely little place.
Cannes needs shoving into the sea.

Some of the custom emoji on my company slack are... A bit niche.

Antibes is very pleasant. Cannes needs pushing into the sea. But Antibes is 👌

rpcutts boosted

@andyc well... I've got getting knocked out of the Playoffs by "Frank Lampard's Derby County" ™️ to look forward to.

My old bike is just trolling me at this point. FML.

Cycled to my pub, drinking a good beer in the sun. My Tuesday post-work game is strong.

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Brain Vomit

Stream of inane drivel.
Some legacy microblogging.
Carrying bags of sand and what have you.