Just look at the size of this pork pie.

The wife's brother and his shocking hairline

New brewery beer o'clock. Cheers. 🍻

Mind the door on your way out you contemptible waste of oxygen.

Politicians: We can get a free trade deal done in no time.

Also politicians:

7 and a half hours until oxtail o'clock.

3 additions to my winter treats collection.

I'm in the pub.
With a pint of best.
Life is good.

Assassinated the person that caught you. Still got taken down.

Honestly love this chart showing history of forecasts of energy industry solar capacity Vs actual capacity.

Ok, look. I know we said this last year, and the year before, but there's not going to be much more growth.

Sometimes, on a rare occasion, I love this country

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Brain Vomit

Stream of inane drivel.
Some legacy microblogging.
Carrying bags of sand and what have you.