Where's the kickstarter for the toilet that analyses my turd? Huh?

It would order ingredients on my waitrose account based on updated dietary requirements gleaned from the chemical makeup of turd.

And update my GP records of course.

Or in the event I live in some hellscape of a country, inform my health insurance company that I'm not eating right.

And store all this in an unsecured AWS storage bucket somewhere.

I ask ye? Where's the real innovation in this space?


_ For clarification, the waitrose ref was for benefit of the joke. I don't have a waitrose account. Am not that much of a cunt. _

@rpcutts 😭 my nearest supermarket is a Waitrose.

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