rpcutts @rpcutts@brainvom.it

1 wedding down, 1 to go.

Suddenly nontech folk are talking to me /mentioning what three words. What's happened to make it poke into the mainstream?

Wedding today. Another tomorrow.

Urgh. Weddings are the worst.

Cursed image

These Amazon ambassador threads on twitter are loopy. https://twitter.com/rulesObeyer/status/1161820065773182976

I'll just leave these 2 unrelated stories here.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/football/49363187

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/my-porsche-forgot-i-even-owned-one-says-jermaine-pennant-2189069.html

Me and the other neighbors now take turns in making the call to the police on an unspoken rota.

Another fight downstairs. Sounded very much like someone booted a door off its hinges on the fourth attempt.

Why can't England bat, though?

Looks like my local pub really upset Maximilion's mother. Fuck off back to waitrose ya daft bint.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1J3cuJAcOp/

🤣

The fucking 2% of Brexit Party voters that also claim they'd vot remain. FML.

https://twitter.com/GoodwinMJ/status/1161650125627899904

_68% think we give too much in foreign aid, and 59% think it should be cut._

Documents signed. Exchange and complete next week in theory 🤞

It's really not.

Writing a CTE to build a folder tree and I think I'm about to recurse up my own arse.

Non-touch typists. Always check your window focus. Don't be like me and end up with a commit message of "/giphy calm your tits".

Why can't developer folk name things?

Oh no.
Don't call it that...

Hahaha. This is fine.

That Daley drop goal was 🔥

The Mrs just referred to the 'last 7 years of pain' with regards to being a Man United fan. Sometimes I think she's just trolling me.