Gear cables corroded and disk brakes worn down to the metal. Time for a service 🙈

My wife is getting bureaucracy blocked attempting to renew her Maltese passport. To the point where bad faith is suspected.

Hoping this doesn't become an issue.

It's spygate press conference anniversary, apparently 🤣

One of the maddest events in recent Leeds United history.

And I'm sat in the same pub one year on. I wasn't here the whole time. Just some of it.

Also, there's a doggo.

Dunno how the people that work at these shitrag tabloids to churn out their nonsense don't get up every morning, look in the mirror, and just want to kill themselves.

You just go to work everyday and try and set fire to the world.

"Perhaps most importantly, during the implementation period, my department will have the freedom to negotiate, sign and ratify new trade agreements"
Liam Fox (Nov 2018)

What's your assessment of how those trade deals are coming along, Liam, old chap?

"What we must be doing is to stop this ridiculous focus on trade as being, quote, Trade Deals"

Oh... I see... So... not as well as you'd hoped, then?

"An agreement to keep open the Irish land border forced the UK to choose between an Irish Sea customs border or continued membership of the customs union. After thrashing around like an angry salmon on the end of a line for a couple of years, Britain went for the former"

Probably the most succinct macro description of the last 2 years.

The last thing I spoke to Daphne about was the fucking lawn furniture that she bought us as a wedding gift. The every day, mundane, inconsequential things seem so silly when you're pondering the things that aren't.

I never really grasped the gravity of what she was doing. I think she did, but I doubt she knew what it would cost her.

> Muscat comes tumbling down - forced out of office in disgrace - defeated by the woman whose voice even her assassination could not silence.

Daphne Caruana Galizia should be here to see what she did for Malta.

It's not the end. We will see justice done.

That Barclays springboard mortgage advert annoyes me so much. Yeah love, you've moved out. Doesn't mean you have to noisy thundercunt in the middle of the night. Just because your mother isn't there to tell you how to be a considerate human shouldn't mean you are license to be a massive tit-rifle.

Ox must be ruing the day he left arsenal.

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Brain Vomit

Stream of inane drivel.
Some legacy microblogging.
Carrying bags of sand and what have you.