Good riddance you slimy thundercunt.
"Perhaps most importantly, during the implementation period, my department will have the freedom to negotiate, sign and ratify new trade agreements"
Liam Fox (Nov 2018)
What's your assessment of how those trade deals are coming along, Liam, old chap?
"What we must be doing is to stop this ridiculous focus on trade as being, quote, Trade Deals"
Oh... I see... So... not as well as you'd hoped, then?
She made it to the next round by the skin of her teeth
This clip has killed me. 😂
"An agreement to keep open the Irish land border forced the UK to choose between an Irish Sea customs border or continued membership of the customs union. After thrashing around like an angry salmon on the end of a line for a couple of years, Britain went for the former"
Probably the most succinct macro description of the last 2 years.
Lisa is fucking LIVID.
The last thing I spoke to Daphne about was the fucking lawn furniture that she bought us as a wedding gift. The every day, mundane, inconsequential things seem so silly when you're pondering the things that aren't.
I never really grasped the gravity of what she was doing. I think she did, but I doubt she knew what it would cost her.
> Muscat comes tumbling down - forced out of office in disgrace - defeated by the woman whose voice even her assassination could not silence.
Daphne Caruana Galizia should be here to see what she did for Malta.
It's not the end. We will see justice done.
That Barclays springboard mortgage advert annoyes me so much. Yeah love, you've moved out. Doesn't mean you have to noisy thundercunt in the middle of the night. Just because your mother isn't there to tell you how to be a considerate human shouldn't mean you are license to be a massive tit-rifle.
Yak Shaver in Chief
Sarcasm as a Service
Tendency to be too honourable
Beer, Sport, Tech, Cycling, Dogs
Stream of inane drivel.
Some legacy microblogging.
Carrying bags of sand and what have you.